Have you ever been out and about, and realized you are not prepared, maybe it was hot out and now you’re just a tad bit smelly on a picnic date. Perhaps its after midnight in the club and you’ve come down with a case of the stankbreath. Now this can be solved at the lowest level by a little bit of foresight and planning. However since I am in the business of operating at the highest level, I give you the “Paratrooping Kit”. With a few simple items in your pocket you can beat bad breath, body odor and never have food in your teeth again. This is accomplished through putting together a “Paratrooping Kit” or hygiene kit consisting of top tier chapstick, a mouthwash vial, tongue scraper, mini deodorant and a flosser. I use this combination for any scenario where traditional hygiene is challenging. Bars, clubs, meetings and dates, especially those with food. You get bad breath when you drink, don’t let that shit slide, perfect hygiene is distinguishing virtue when most are sloppy drunk.

Firstly the greatest chapstick ever is Aquaphor lip repair, can fix chapped lips fast and has many other uses in a pinch.

https://www.amazon.com/Aquaphor-Repair-Tube-Blister-Ounce/dp/B06XDCPYYL/ref=sr_1_1?crid=BU9XD2WPENOS&keywords=aquaphor%2Blip%2Bbalm&qid=1703905408&sprefix=aqua%2Caps%2C329&sr=8-1&th=1

Keeping your breath fresh is always going to be a struggle, besides keeping a great general hygiene routine I recommend sticking a tongue scraper and flosser in your Paratrooping kit, this does all you can to mechanically get the gunk out of your mouth. I use this style because its real easy to slip into the back pocket of jeans.

https://www.amazon.com/Scraper-Surgical-Stainless-Professional-Scrapers/dp/B088M39G17/ref=sr_1_5?crid=1L3K27JGFLI71&keywords=tongue+scraper+for+adults&qid=1703905776&sprefix=tongu%2Caps%2C101&sr=8-5

Now there are times when the booze, dehydration or all around depravity gives you untamable stank breath, this is where a vial of mouthwash comes in, I recommend vials similar to the ones below in combination with Therasol concentrate, thats a dentist grade bacteria cleaner that since its concentrated a few drops can be mixed with a swish of water to ensure your supply never runs out. Any other small liquid container filled with any other mouthwash also

works.https://www.amazon.com/Kesell-Container-Cosmetic-Specimen-Phenolic/dp/B07TFC97L9/ref=sr_1_30?crid=QNDYUHK6H58P&keywords=glass%2Bvials&qid=1703906232&sprefix=glass%2Bvials%2Caps%2C88&sr=8-30&th=1

https://www.amazon.com/TheraSol-1185-Concentrate-Oral-Irrigant/dp/B00749LFEK/ref=sr_1_3?crid=1UTPEUU4IK8WF&keywords=therasol&qid=1703906117&sprefix=theraso%2Caps%2C91&sr=8-3

If your not yet convinced on the advantage of bringing a paratrooping kit, listen I understand its unordinary and seems like a a hassle but the peace of mind gained from always being clean is a marginal gain that puts you ahead. Next time you wake up in a woman’s bed, you walk to the bathroom and get rid of your morning breath, use their face wash and get back into bed looking and smelling just as good as you did the night before. That is an uncommon man, that is a professional.

Stay Powerful,

-B